Singapore = စကၤာပူ # ဆင့္ကာပူ

ၿပီးခဲ့တဲ့ တစ္ပတ္က PUB Ulu-Pandan WRP ရုံးထဲသြားၿပီး ပါမစ္ သြားတင္တယ္။ Consultant က လူၾကီးရုံးထဲ ဝင္ၿပီး လက္မွတ္ထိုးေနတုန္း က်ေတာ္က အျပင္မွာေနခ့ဲရင္း သူတို႔ Notice Board မွာ ဟုိေလွ်ာက္ဖက္ ဒီေလွ်ာက္ဖက္ရင္း ေအာက္က စာေလးေတြကို ေတြ႕လို႔ ျပန္တင္လိုက္ပါတယ္ဗ်ာ။ စကၤာပူ ဘဝ ေတြထင္ဟတ္တာေပါ့။

In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).

When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you,And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).

To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax,Not even the good old place we used to go because it has becomeSo Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!

HDB= Housing Development Board # Highly Dangerous Building
PAP= People's Action Party # Pay And Pay
PUB= Public Utilities Board #Pay Until Broke
CPF=Central Provident Fund Cash Prior to Funeral or Coffin Provision Fund # Cash Prior to Funeral
NUH=National University Hospital# Never Use Heart
SGH=Singapore General Hospital# Sure Giveup Hope
ERP=Electronic Road Pricing # Everytime Raise Price
MRT=Mass Rapid Transit# Mad Rush to Train
SBS=Singapore Bus Service # Side by Side
SENTOSA = So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually

(မမဝါဝါ လာရင္ MRT (Mad Rush to the Train) ၾကီး စီးၿပီး ေစ်းၾကီးၿပီး တကယ္ဘာမွ ၾကည္႔စရာမရွိတဲ့ Sentosa ကို သြားၾကတာေပါ့ဗ်ာ။